{A Dreadful Cesspit of Squalor : Avoiding the Notorious Masterson's Tavern in Moonee Ponds at Every Possible Risk

Masterson's Pub: A Nest of Predators and Filth, Drenched in Despair

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so dreadful that it shatters expectations. This dive is little more than a refuge for predators like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s bar.



This self-styled "hipster" bar parades itself as something upscale, but in truth, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is run by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a list of atrocities: aggressive conduct towards women, pressuring the weak into bad choices, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.



His social media profiles crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While he postures as a hero online, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Still living at home is just another indication.



Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, watches with detachment, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems comfortable in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while serving customers and taking advantage of vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has created an environment so poisonous, it masterson's bar makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever setting foot this hellhole.



A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently filthy, with trash and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see cockroaches crawling across the bar or underfoot. The restrooms are a nightmare, featuring masterson's bar moonee ponds overflowing toilets and perpetually blocked sinks.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the hairy surprises in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?

A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the squalor that makes Masterson’s Pub a shithole; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its owners. They appear to revel in destroying others, whether through their exploitative behavior or their blatant indifference. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to unprotected sex.

A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a cesspit, a safety risk, and Masterson's Bar a blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you want to stay sane, avoid this disgraceful dive.

Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Victoria, Australia 3039

You’ve been cautioned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and protect your sanity.



Extra Tips
If you’re planning a night out with friends, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you care about your health, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go another bar.
If you want to experience the revulsion of stepping into a filthy, neglected bar, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can prevent more victims from the pitfalls of this horrible place.

Beware!